Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Slut skills are useful in every country.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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