so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
