school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I currently don't understand fingers.
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