I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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