discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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