So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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