Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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