she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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