do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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