32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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