K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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