just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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