: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Randomize
