I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
