Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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