Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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