is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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