I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
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