and my herpes radar will keep us safe
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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