Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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