The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
im on a boat
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