I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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