WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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