thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I don't deserve a penis
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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