Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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