awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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