I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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