he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Randomize