he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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