You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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