I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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