She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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