its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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