just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
So squirting runs in the family.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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