I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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