I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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