she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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