I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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