We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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