using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
