Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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