Whod you bang
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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