I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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