I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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