Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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