He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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