On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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