Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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