I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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