you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
