So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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