But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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