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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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