he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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