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i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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