then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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